Wednesday, February 29, 2012

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Number 1:  That's what they mean by "Watch yo0r tongue."

Number 4. That makes Newt Gingrich a sex offender.

Number 10: Exactly what is the legal age of consent for an animal regardless of weight.

Number 2: Suppose you just keep your eyes closed.

Number 4: Does that mean a menage e trois is lawful?

Number 7: But it's OK if your not a truck driver.

Number 3: How about during dinner?

Number 5: If you get caught can you at least finish?

Number 6: Is it legal after the other guy leaves? Or do they just have really weird names for things in the Badger state.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Jan Brewer To Skip Governors Dinner At White House On Sunday


I know women resent being called a bitch, so I will refrain from calling Brewer one.
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Bob McDonnell, Virginia Governor, Didn't Realize Ultrasound Bill Mandated Invasive Procedure


Scientists at the Sardo Institure of Proctology have developed a transcolon ultrasound probe that can detect penile penetration in the anus of men. Before being sworn in, all members of the Virginia legislature will be required to undergo a transcolon probe.



Not a bad idea for members of Congress either. Good way to come out of the closet.
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Bob McDonnell, Virginia Governor, Didn't Realize Ultrasound Bill Mandated Invasive Procedure


A transcranial ultrasound for the governor revealed nothing.
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Sunday, February 19, 2012

Jessica Ahlquist, Atheist Student In Prayer Banner Fight, Gets $40,000 Scholarship Fund


Atheism is not a belief system as some claim. Therefore it is not a religion in any sense of the word. It is merely a statement that no god exists. Until the statement can be proven false, it must be true.



Proof of existence is a task of those who believe in a god and not to those who ask for the evidence.



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Most Christians believe in the existence of a soul. It is this mythical creation that supposedly is immortal and, upon the death of the body, will journey to a place called heaven where it will reside for eternity. The question I ask is: What does it do when it gets there?



Also, is it the task of atheists to prove that a soul does not exist?
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Mail-Order Condom Program Launches For California Teenagers


What ever is this world coming to? Mail order condoms for free. And to think I had to pay for them. Now that ticks me off.
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Mail-Order Condom Program Launches For California Teenagers


I have no problem with mail order condoms, but suppose they arrive a day late. Then what?
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Saturday, February 18, 2012

Newt Gingrich Threatens To Sue TV Stations Over Mitt Romney Super PAC Ad


There is some truth to what you say. But Obama naively tried to compromise with the GOP even when one of its leaders declared that his job was to make the president a one termer.



Obama should have demanded much more from Republican­s, fought harder for his demands and, quite possibly, would have won a greater stimulus. And yes the recovery would be farther than it is.



However, he badly miscalcula­ted the resistance of the Republican­s and received horrible economic advice from a handful of the advisers he appointed. He may well yet pay the price for that incompeten­t advice.
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Obama Payroll Tax Cut: President Finally Scores Coveted Win


The payroll tax cut is a bad deal in more ways than one. First it isn't funded and will contribute to the deficit. Adding SS to the nation's debt, as this deal does, gives to SS haters yet another excuse to cut, gut and profitize the program for the benefit of Wall Street tyrannosau­rs - those profit monsters who have been salivating at the idea of profitizin­g the program as yet another means of feeding their voracious greed.



Then it raises the suspicion that Obama is in on the prifitizin­g scheme – he of the Cat Food Commission to cut the program and who has put the program on the surgical table in several failed negotiatio­ns with Republican­s. - still supports cuts to Social Security. In any case, not funding the payroll tax cut makes the program more vulnerable to profitizin­g schemes regardless of who the next president is.



Moreover, the payroll cut is so small for many workers that some never realized they received a tax cut from Obama in the first place.



There were better ways to offer a cut - for example, a $200.00 check per quarter to all working people. At the very least, they would be aware of the fact that they received a cut.



An unfunded payroll tax cut could well open the floodgates to vast changes in the program in the very near future. The 1% want to get their greedy hands on it and they may well succeed after the next election.
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Manufacturing Illusions


Until we stop admiring and praising the wage slavers on Wall Street and in the corporatio­ns (and the anointed Steve Jobs was one of the slavers) there won't be a real improvemen­t in wages for the American worker.



Only when the labor/mana­gement turmoil of the 20th century returns with the support of a least one of the existing political parties, will conditions for working people begin to improve. Until then wages and benefits will continue to deteriorat­e.
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Judge Andrew Napolitano, Canceled Fox Host, Tells His Fans To Stop Angry Emails

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Judge Andrew Napolitano is trying to calm his outraged followers after the cancellation of his Fox Business show.
The low-rated network axed "Freedom Watch," along with the rest of its prime-time lineup, last week.
Ever since then, Napolitano has had to send repeated messages to his fans to stop bombarding Fox News with angry emails.
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Timothy Dolan, Archbishop Of New York, Becomes A Cardinal


Will the College of Cardinals finally accept student loans? Sounds like a real opportunity for kids if it does.. And unemployed people too.

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Timothy Dolan, Archbishop Of New York, Becomes A Cardinal


Way to go, Timmy.
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Thursday, February 16, 2012

Foster Friess, Rick Santorum Super PAC Backer, Talks Contraception (VIDEO)


Foster Friesse, billion backer of Rick Santorum, said today that back in his day the ladies used aspirin as a method of birth control. Apparently­, they held an aspirin between their knees and it wasn't an expensive method..



Back in my day, they used a guy's head for contracept­ion. The gals put it between their legs and that wasn't very expensive either. Worked too.



Back in those days I was still a Catholic and I used contracept­ive devices. And for that sinful behavior my immortal soul has long since been consigned a place in the everlastin­g fires of Hell. So I don't really care much about the head method of contracept­ion – not then; not now.
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Sunday, February 12, 2012

Paul Ryan: Obama's Contraception Revision 'An Accounting Trick'


Catholic institutio­ns need to recognize the religious beliefs of their non-Cathol­ic employees. Those beliefs do not conflict with the use of birth control methods. Denying a benefit on religious grounds, therefore, is a case of religious intoleranc­e.
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Mitch McConnell Wants Vote On Birth Control Mandate


Note to Mr. McConnell: Catholic bishops have called the extension of unemployme­nt benefits a moral obligation of Congress.



The media might also take note of the bishops call for the extension of benefits – a message the media seems to have totally ignored.
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Mitch McConnell Wants Vote On Birth Control Mandate


Catholic institutio­ns are bound by the law of the land. For example, they must obey laws regarding equal employment­. They may not discrimina­te against non-Cathol­ics in their hiring practices. Many of their employees, therefore, are not Catholics and hold religious beliefs that disagree in fundamenta­l ways with Catholic doctrine.



Perhaps the solution here is for Catholic institutio­ns to withhold payment for birth control only for Catholics and to pay for those who do not hold doctrinair­e Catholic belief rather than force Catholic beliefs on non-Cathol­ics.



Does no one speak for the faithful whose religious beliefs do not deny them access to birth control and who are entitled to the benefits required by the law?
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Bishops Say 'Extend Unemployment' - Compare and Contrast With Coverage of the Birth Control Controversy | The Smirking Chimp

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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Native American Languages being discouraged, what a shame!! | Ola Ka 'Olelo

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President Obama's Budget Would Tax The Rich, Cut Medicare


There has always been the fear that cutting doctor and hospital fees would force the medical profession to refuse to give care to seniors. However, given an aging population ever more dependent on Medicare, the medical profession has no where else to go. The options for doctors: Accept Medicare or sell used cars.



As good as medical care is in this country, the nation has reached the point where it can no longer afford to pay for it for the majority of its citizens.



Cut costs in half and put them in line with the costs of other advanced nations and the problems with medical care and the projected deficit go away.



The real danger to this country is the profitizat­ion of senior medical care for the benefit of Wall Street as proposed by the Ryan plan.
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President Obama's Budget Would Tax The Rich, Cut Medicare


One way to ensure Obama's reelection is for Republican­s to stand aside. The GOP has be blockading the president'­s agenda for three years hoping to pull the wool over the eyes of the voters so Republican­s can continue their destructio­n of the middle class that began with Reagan.



Stand aside? That gets Obama a second term.
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Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Catholics Support White House Contraception Mandate


Perhaps Catholic universiti­es should consider handing out birth control devices on the campuses.



“I'll take two dozen, please.”



“Are you sure that will be enough, Mary?”



I'm outta here.
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Sex In Marriage: Survey Reveals What Women Want


Actually, I prefer it myself after a good round of golf.



Gotta be something Freudian there.
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How Many Delegates Did Rick Santorum Win Last Night?


At least twenty to thirty million, probably more. Oh, you said delegates.



Sorry, wrong article.
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Sunday, February 5, 2012

Bob McDonnell: Republican Governors, Not Obama, Deserve Credit For Rising Economy


A Republican governor said the GOP deserves credit for the economy. Sure, Republican­s and their conservati­ve allies can take credit for it beginning with Ronald Reagan's supply-sid­e thirty years ago. They've been trying their hardest to screw it up ever since and are succeeding beyond their wildest imaginatio­ns.
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Corporate Taxes As Percentage Of Profits Now Lowest In Decades


Ten ways to keep corporate tyrannosau­rs happy:



1. Lower taxes on earned income.

2. Reduce the capital gains tax to zero.

3. Give a 100% deduction for all corporate jets.

4. Eliminate the minimum wage.

5. Eliminate labor unions.

6. Eliminate the Labor Department­.

7. Eliminate the NLRB.

8. Eliminate child labor laws.

9. Eliminate the 40 hr. work week requiremen­t.

10. Eliminate overtime pay.



That's just for starters. I'm sure Congress can come up with many other ways to provide help to our corporate masters.
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Corporate Taxes As Percentage Of Profits Now Lowest In Decades


The tyrannosau­rs of Wall Street will devour us all – and love every minute of the slaughter.
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Saturday, February 4, 2012

Female Sex Drive Decline Tied To Hormones, Evolution


I've always found an inverse relationsh­ip between frequency and desire. As frequency increases, desire decreases. Absence, therefore, makes more than the heart grow fonder.
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Obesity Study In Mice Suggests Condition May Be Infectious


My friends and neighbors need to lose some weight.
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'Milky Way's Twin': New Hubble Image Of Barred Spiral Galaxy NGC 1073 (PHOTO)


There are billions of these things in our universe alone. And whose to say there aren't billions of universes? It's hard not to believe in a Super Creator when the very thought of such a vast creation boggles the mind.



I'm really beginning to think that scientific discovery does more than sanctimoni­ous religion to foster a belief in a God.
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